Tuesday, June 25, 2013

35 Things Military Spouses DO Say (And Say Often)


A friend posted a link to this article on FB today. I couldn't help but laugh my way through reading it and had to share. Many of you will understand and agree!!! ENJOY!!!

35 Things Military Spouses DO Say (And Say Often)
35) Hey, I don’t like her but she PCS’s next month.
34) I live on base… can you just let me through this ONCE?
33) I have an unhealthy relationship with my phone.
32) I’ll believe the return date/time when he/she is standing in front of me.
31) Move over, let me change that tire!
30) My kids never cease to amaze me.
29) I got this!
28) I have 12 sets of curtains to fit whatever house we end up in next.
27) I hope this phone is steam proof… I may need to take it in the shower with me.
26) I can fit a cake in a mason jar, heck I could probably bake a cake in a test tube if needed.
25) I have, like, three Scentsy consultants.
24) I haven’t lived in my home of record state for twenty years.
23) I multi-task so often that when I go to bed, I have three different dreams… at once!
22) Does anyone have any extra Sharpies, tape and custom forms.
21) I broke my web cam using Skype.  And no, don’t ask.
20) Where are my coupons?
19) Don’t forget your PT gear!
18) What time is it in Afghanistan?
17) No, I haven’t seen your cover!
16) I’d like to take the groceries out to my car myself please.
15) Do you offer a military discount?
14) We just moved to this installation.  Where is, well… everything!
13) Ya'll are gonna have to wipe with napkins… I am NOT going to the commissary on pay day!
12) REMEMBER OPSEC!!
11) Crap.  Our king bed won’t fit in this house!
10) We will just celebrate Christmas in July!
9) Damn.  I called at 7:05 instead of 7:00… now there are no appointments at the clinic for today!
8) What can I make with ½ bag of noodles, mustard and apples?
7) O’Dark WHAT?
6) My sponsors last four are…
5) I might need some Xanax
4) Who decided to close the back gate?
3) I do not feel like going to the FRG meeting tonight!
2) Don’t make me Skype your father!!
1) How do I do it?  One day at a time… because I LOVE him/her.

4 comments:

wHiT | Black Little Button blog said...

love these. thanks for sharing girlie
-wHiT

Kate @ Daffodils said...

haha totally true! We always laugh that I can rattle Kev's Social off in a second, but have trouble remembering my own since I never use it!

Jenna Morgan said...

haha, I love this!!!

Janna Renee said...

I have SO said most of these! This totally had me giggling.